This is a quick recap of today’s episode of comedy TV show “MechaIke”.
Titled “AKB48 Who’s the Center Baka!?” (Who is the dumbest AKB48 member!?), in the show, members take a term end exam to examine their academic ability. Needless to say, because this is a comedy show, and our freaking AKB48 member, hey Kojiharu!!!, are on it, their answers were full of crap and it was impossible to make it through without skipping bubble tea all over the table.
Here are some funny answers made by Kojima Haruna.
Hey what larva is this…?
OMG, when this larva in grown up, it changes it’s form into…. well, seems like nothing has changed….. It’s more like “Zzzz” into “Hey Guys! Good morning!”
The Caterpillar got wings with keeping it’s body exactly the same!!
Holykaw! My mind is blown!!
Tell me! What on earth is this weird creature!!
Q: In recent year, Alcohol Harassment has become a social issue after sexual and power harassment have become prevailing issue of our society. Explain briefly what Alcohol Harassment is.
*Alcohol Harassment is usually called by it’s more catchy acronym, Aruhara.
A. Suddenly a man smacked “Alpaca”. (Violently)
Q: How do you pronounce this English word, “Knee”?
A. Kani (Crab)
Q. Translate the following sentence into English.
Q. Write this in Kanji. クダモノ
A. 植物 (Plant)
*correct answer is 果物 (Fruit)
Q. Draw a solid of revolution generated when rotating the given region around the axis.
A. Rotating at an insane speed!!
Paruru: Mr. Yabe, please tutor me (Love)
Yabe: Since then* whenever I see Paruru on TV, I can’t help but root for her.
Okamura: Speaking of Frogs, Paruru has eyes of frogs. Her eyes looks like those of reptiles.
Yabe: No, Paruru is insanely cute. You’re so cute, Ruru.
There was some funny skit as well.
Tomochin is being Shibuya. Looks like Kintaro’s impersonation Maeda Atsuko got on her nerves?
No, she shows no interest to Kintaro。 Looks completely pissed off by her impersonation of Atsuko.
What caught her attention was not Kintaro, but mucus stuck in her eyes…!
MechaIke is incredibly popular TV show aired on Sunday night. Naturally soon after this scene, the internet was filled with floods of comments bashing Tomochin’s cheeky attitude, which is completely scripted and done for the sake of giving Kintaro’s now stale impersonation some freshness.
It’s well known fact that Twitter is full of crazy people compared to other major social media. and when things went completely out of hands, Itano freaking cool Tomomi offered an apology and saved all the fans who were trying to defend her.
Itano Tomomi: I was taken aback when, after MechaIke, so many people asked me, “Do you hate Kintaro。?” Actually I don’t hate her at all! She is a very good person! It was fun to work with her! (smile)
— 板野友美 (@tomo_coco73) April 20, 2013
Whenever someone feed them, Haters open their filthy mouth…
On the other hand, Miichan and Paruru got pretty favorable reception from Tv viewers – most of them, non AKB fans.
The result of exam is,
1st. Iriyama Anna (She is senior of high school student, so it’s expected)
2nd. Oshima Yuko (Yuko is smart, that’s all)
3rd. Kintaro (She graduated a decent university)
4th. Kitahara Rie (Una is a smart girl)
5th Yamamoto Sayaka (Everyone knows she ins’t satisfied with this result)
6th. Watanabe Mayu
7th Itano Tomomi
8th Shinoda Mariko
9th Kashiwagi Yuki
10th Sashihara Rino
11th Minegishi Minami
12th Shimazaki Haruka
13th Kojima Haruna
14th Takahashi Minami
15th Kawaei Rina ← Center Baka!
You liar! Shut up!!!!
Kawaei: My name is KAWAEI
Congratulation Ricchan! You’re well deserved for this prestigious ”Center Baka” thingy!